Globe-trotting for Dummies

Hell, if one believes in these sorts of things, would be a wifi connection that keeps kicking you out. In fact, having landed 1 hour ago at Heathrow, I have spent all my time mindlessly clicking “join”. The definition of insanity is trying things the same way expecting a different outcome and yet here I sit, idly. I could be typing the 42 million papers I have to write up, or conversing with my travel partner but no, 21st century rules dictate that I must have my nose firmly attached to some sort of technology. Welcome to the world of travel for international conferences.

I have been extremely fortunate to be part of a lab that thinks big and requires that all the students be regularly exposed to international conferences. It fosters great collaboration and gives you the confidence you need to succeed in this field. Having said that; travelling does have its strains. A guide, then, and a bit of a diary for you, dear reader, on the day in the life of an exhausted, “hangry”, excitable traveller!

My little collection of name tags from conferences!
My little collection of name tags from conferences!

In the last 2 months I have been to Melbourne and Chicago for conferences. Things NOT to do include:

1) Getting stuck in a turnstile in the middle of the American Midwest.

2) Avoid checking your ticket until the last possible second in order to approve the way your lab is sending you (A 9 hour layover in New York and a 12 hour layover in London have literally sapped my soul of vitality)

3) Try not to offer your colleague something to try that you later discover contains the only thing that she is allergic to.

4) Wear high heels that are twice your height in a city where you walk everywhere. Turns out buildings look pretty grim when your feet need to be amputated because of exceptional blistering.

5) Mumble your name to a Starbucks barista. The result:smolin

Despite the series or unfortunate events, there are many things that I recommend you should do:

1) Bask in the glory of all the collective genius in your field in one place

2) Make use of networking lunches that allow you to chat to other principle investigators and get their input. It can be a little scary and a bit awkward to start but it really is worthwhile.

3) Make time to socialise with peers from other labs around the world and have some truly awesome conversations about their PhD experience; it makes you realise that you are not alone in a global village sort of way.

4) Be confident in your work. After all, there is no one that knows it quite like you do.

5) Feel super privileged if you come from a lab where you get individualised attention, because you will realise quickly that that is not the norm.

6) Enjoy the science! There will be some very exciting things presented. Take the opportunity to ask these people questions — after all, at heart we are all still the 8-year olds playing with chemistry sets, trying not to lose the sense of wonder.

7) Learn from how people present and try to incorporate the things you like into your own style: conferences have nearly always added something to my repertoire.

8) Use your free time to hang out with your lab mates. Conferences are a nice time to share a meal and have a fulfilling conversation and explore the city! These people, like you, have the same core passion for science and that, in my book, makes them immediately interesting.

A bit of the Morris/Moore lab+ honorary members in Chi-town!
A bit of the Morris/Moore lab+ honorary members in Chi-town!

Ultimately conferences help you grow and connect with something greater than the sequence that just won’t work or the cells that refuse to stay alive. Science is about solving a puzzle; the only one that matters. Learning to do it with other people may result in some spats about where to look  or fit the next piece and some people may be critical of what the shape of your piece is but you get it done a lot quicker. Conferences are a wonderful and sometimes scary part of sciencing. Do it often, if not for yourself, then for the puzzle enthusiast in you screaming for the corner piece.

Fees must fall to a number Zuma can read

This week (19th September) has marked horrible protesting at Wits. In fact the Great Hall in which I have graduated three times was defaced. I did not take kindly to this. Nor did I take kindly to the fact that chairs built by Wits architectural students were set alight. I was also not impressed by the finding of three petrol bombs on campus. The situation is dire, and what is the government’s solution – passing the buck to the Universities. Good luck Wits- you find a solution to the war on your doorstep.

I am from a privileged background; however I do not think that this negates my opinion. I feel silenced and unwelcome in my own university and so does a large majority of students.  In a poll last week, 70% of students voted to reopen the university. The SRC is acting largely on behalf of a section of students that feel it is less important to come up with a viable solution (a process that will take years) and more important to protest the injustice (because, yes, the system is unjust). But let’s face it: whether the system is fair or not, we still all want to graduate. Can’t we work on a solution while still building on our individual futures?

I have had many debates about this topic in the last month. My go-to story is one I will now relay here:  in my third and final year of undergrad I could not secure any kind of funding to pay the university. The banks were treating me as if I was Richie Rich and my parents too rich to fit into the NSFAS scheme. I was also in the top 5 of undergrads in my course. How can it be that no help can be given and no scholarships were readily available to a top student? The system is intensely flawed. However the radical solution of free education is just not a desirable one with the economy as it is. Books, machinery and lecturers are getting more and more expensive and quite frankly, the universities can’t cope anyway. We don’t go into Exclusive Books, see a book we’ve wanted for ages, and demand that it should be free because the price has gone up too much for our liking. Tertiary education is not a right, it is a privilege, and that is the case in all third world countries.

Yes, our country still faces huge racial inequalities, but the challenge of funding higher education is not primarily a race-biased issue. In fact, here is a disturbing statistic: South Africa only spends 0.71% of its GDP on education, compared to 3% that China spends. But even worse: what good is free tertiary education if the majority of students are not equipped to handle the work load?

I was horrified by this graph from the CHET and DET cohort studies showing students that started university in 2008 (the year I started): only 30% of students actually finish a 3-year Bachelor’s degree within 3 years.

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Source: CHET

This already tells us something – our basic and secondary education is not reaching the people it needs to. The entire issue can be summarised as a “…highly unequal schooling system where access to high-quality schooling largely depends on a family’s ability to pay school fees,” eloquently put by Nic Spaull in his fantastic blog. This class divide happens to be along racial lines as well, thanks to that constant burden, Apartheid. 60% of White matric students achieved 60% or more in matric; only 5% of Black African matrics score at or above 60%. Good secondary education is still not accessible to most people: of the 1 million kids who enter Grade 1, only 100 000 will enter university, and 53 000 will graduate after 6 years (Van den Berg, 2015).oecd

This government has to start feeding money into making the best schools into practical models for the rest of the country. Teaching is not an easy job and should not be the easiest degree to get into (requiring only E’s) and these human heroes need to be paid adequately. Being a teacher needs to be a high-status job, and paid as such: our country’s future depends on the motivation levels and quality of our educators.

For now, a potential solution may be to make correspondence schools like UNISA free, where there are no additional living costs attached to the student. Basic education is a right. Why is no one fighting for that??? We can put plasters on gaping wounds but at some point it will need surgery. Maybe soon, we will have a president that can read the budget, and things will improve. But then again, he also suffered from a lack of basic education.